Or, you know, don’t do that. Find those children in their starting zones and give them in game currency and equipment. Help them get stronger. Stand under them and prop them up. Teach them how to play and defend them from the teabaggers of the world. Show them a better way.

Build a legacy instead of a throne.

Fight with everything you got because in a few short years, sometimes months, even days or hours … those younger than you with better reflexes and a willingness to learn new things, methods and ideas will quickly become better, faster and stronger than you, you poor old ancient bastard.