I remember I had a date with a girl back in the’10s. We hit it off and got back to her place. Wanted to show her a funny Internet video.

She brought out an ancient laptop that refused to boot and said her Ex had tried to fix it with Linux.

I got it pointed at the right dependencies, she fellated me as it updated.

I think this is my only sexy story that includes Linux.

Well, I guess there was this one time I loaned a lonely neighbor DOS 6 disks.

But, that does not include Linux.

“Okay, I switched to Linux, now I’m getting this error message: _______.”

“Install ______.”

“It gives me this error now: ______.”

“You have to update the _____ library first.”

“It won’t let me.”

“You have to use sudo.”

“It tells me to clone the git via the command line, but git says verifying login from command line isn’t supported any more.”

“You’re following seven year old instructions.”

“They’re the only instructions I can find.”

“You should switch to this other flavor of Linux.”

Switch to Linux and spend way more time making sure everything is updated and having to jump through hoops installing things.