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Take my upbean
Whats upbean?
Not much, what’s up with you, bean?
Roll that beautiful bean footage!
No, it’s single malt, you philistine
Yes, we carefully select beans from a number of different producers, with our local blendmaster determining the final ratio. This ensures we are able to provide you with that consistent experience users have come to expect from the brand.
For the more adventurous palate and a true sense of terroir, I recommend something from our single origin line.
Do you have anything with a good vintage? I like my beans finely aged.
Doing the Lord’s work right here!
More beans!!
I assume he is wearing jeans.
What’s that, like jorts made of beans or something?
