Opinionhaver@feddit.uk to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 days agoYour way is now the right way. What is everyone doing wrong?message-squaremessage-square234fedilinkarrow-up1121arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1119arrow-down1message-squareYour way is now the right way. What is everyone doing wrong?Opinionhaver@feddit.uk to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square234fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredaniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-22 days agoWrong: cleaning ass only with toiler paper. Right: Using a bidet after pooping. Your asses will thank me.
minus-squaredaniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoSecret sauce: Do the drying with the hair dryer on mid heat.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoI like to use an old-school badger hair shaving brush.
minus-squarewin95@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoI’ve read somewhere that blowing air in a vagina is super dangerous so I’m a little bit hesitant to put a blow dryer near my asshole but it does sound… Oddly comfortable
minus-squarevivavideri@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoBlowing directly into, yes; however, if it’s an indirect yet concentrated breeze isn’t it moreso increasing the odds for vaginal flatulence? Personally I wouldn’t mind a queef or two if it meant a guarantee that my butt’s clean lmao
minus-squareAA5B@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-21 day agoI don’t have a hair dryer but some bidets do have a dry setting that blows hot air I can imagine it being comfortable once but then I’m imagining dry chapped skin where you least want it
minus-squareCosmic Cleric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·1 day agoTrue that. Best to nuke it from orbit, just to be sure. This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Wrong: cleaning ass only with toiler paper.
Right: Using a bidet after pooping.
Your asses will thank me.
Top tier: use both
Roommates toothbrush.
Secret sauce: Do the drying with the hair dryer on mid heat.
I like to use an old-school badger hair shaving brush.
I’ve read somewhere that blowing air in a vagina is super dangerous so I’m a little bit hesitant to put a blow dryer near my asshole but it does sound… Oddly comfortable
Blowing directly into, yes; however, if it’s an indirect yet concentrated breeze isn’t it moreso increasing the odds for vaginal flatulence?
Personally I wouldn’t mind a queef or two if it meant a guarantee that my butt’s clean lmao
I don’t have a hair dryer but some bidets do have a dry setting that blows hot air
I can imagine it being comfortable once but then I’m imagining dry chapped skin where you least want it
True that. Best to nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.
This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0