darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 17 hours agoELI5: If vampires don't eat garlic, how do they survive winter?message-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down118
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minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up52arrow-down1·17 hours agoGarlic is not required to survive winter.
minus-squarecompostgoblin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 hours agoOnly if you’re okay with bland soups.
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·17 hours agoFound the vampire.
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up13·17 hours agoI’m pale because the sun sets in November.
minus-squaretoomanypancakes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down2·17 hours agoSomeone’s never experienced a rough winter.
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 hours agoMinnesota, here. -50°F isn’t common, but it happens once or twice a winter. Winters are getting warmer, though. Might as well live in Florida, these days. The coldest it got this week was -5°F. Pathetic.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up16·17 hours agoThe majority of the world doesn’t have access to maple syrup blood infusions - we can’t give out our miracle cure to everyone.
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-217 hours agoThat’s a them problem for not planting sugar maples. We tried to tell them, but nOOOooo, they just had to use corn syrup. Enjoy your bland pancakes.
minus-squareTelorand@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·16 hours agoI will not! I will import Maple Syrup even if it’s a 100% tariff.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·15 hours agoAs a Canadian and former Vermonter I endorse this rabid obsession with maple syrup.
Garlic is not required to survive winter.
Only if you’re okay with bland soups.
There are other spices.
Found the vampire.
I’m pale because the sun sets in November.
Someone’s never experienced a rough winter.
Minnesota, here. -50°F isn’t common, but it happens once or twice a winter.
Winters are getting warmer, though. Might as well live in Florida, these days. The coldest it got this week was -5°F. Pathetic.
I am Canadian.
The majority of the world doesn’t have access to maple syrup blood infusions - we can’t give out our miracle cure to everyone.
That’s a them problem for not planting sugar maples. We tried to tell them, but nOOOooo, they just had to use corn syrup. Enjoy your bland pancakes.
I will not! I will import Maple Syrup even if it’s a 100% tariff.
As a Canadian and former Vermonter I endorse this rabid obsession with maple syrup.