You mean intentionally left the surface I was on, or do you mean jumped as in got startled?

I’ve jumped around a lot… ADHD makes it tricky for me not to be bouncy, sometimes

Been startled, though? It’s been a good while…

Being fair, that might fly with you but I know of short statured people who get really upset at being labelled a dwarf.

Each person is individual, of course… Its hard to say something that won’t upset someone.