Or, you know, don’t do that. Find those children in their starting zones and give them in game currency and equipment. Help them get stronger. Stand under them and prop them up. Teach them how to play and defend them from the teabaggers of the world. Show them a better way.
Build a legacy instead of a throne.
The Old Man waiting for you at the end of time in Chrono Trigger is Gaspar, the Guru of Time. (At least in the US - in Japan he was called Hash)
I thought it was fitting since I ever so briefly ran my own instance (endofti.me) when I first jumped ship from Reddit.