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10 days agoWhy do all the 0 calorie sweeteners have to taste like a dead hobo’s arse?
Why do all the 0 calorie sweeteners have to taste like a dead hobo’s arse?
Just putting them all together like a String of Pearls.
Doc: That’s an interesting name, Mr…
Fletch: Babar.
Doc: Is that with one B or two?
Fletch: One. B-A-B-A-R.
Doc: That’s two.
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other, that’s what I thought you meant.
Doc: Isn’t there a children’s book about an elephant named Babar.
Fletch: Ha, ha, ha. I wouldn’t know. I don’t have any.
Doc: No children?
Fletch: No elephant books.
Windows on Linux though. Guy probably has Wine in his cup holder.
It pains me to think that there soon may be a whole new employment field built around the demand for workers trained to muck out robo-vajayjay.