I’d go with the duck out early option personally. Showing your face and socializing with others can make a real impact on how your coworkers think about you. They won’t remember you left early, but they may remember you didn’t go.

Now of course, if you don’t care about that, just politely decline the invitation.

I think the Lord of the Rings fits your description very well. Especially when you dive into the literature. If you just watch the movies then yes I think it’s very corporate. However, if you dive into the literature and you read all the backstory that’s associated and this fits for a modern fairy tale. Very very well or a modern legend.

Thank you for posting something like this. It’s clear that some folks posting have no clue what they’re talking about.

No you won’t.

Do childless, non-managerial people have no complaints in life? Most things aren’t perfect. It doesn’t mean they’re not also fulfilling.

On the other hand, some people just like to complain. The comment you’re making just lacks some nuance.