Muad'dib

Still shitposting.

Teenagers have had broccoli hair for the past 5 years. It’s boring. Invent a new fad already, I want a new thing to make fun of

Indigenous anarchists aren’t all dead. You don’t have to go back in time. You can go talk to them today. You can read modern indigenous communist theory.

Please, I am begging you to read theory. Go to Library Genesis and download Kayanerenko;wa. Its free, it’s easy.

Why is it you think we have to abandon all our modern technology in order to invent the technology of communism?

If I told you the Romans had really good concrete and we should recreate the recipe, would you argue that we can’t make Roman concrete because it would require switching our guns for gladii and our tractors for oxen? That’s ridiculous.

Instead of fumbling around in the dark with only two centuries of failed attempts, you should learn from the millennia of success that has already been achieved.

Humans organize in manners most efficient for their conditions

That’s ridiculous. Communism is way more efficient for our current level of development than capitalism, yet we’re doing capitalism. I don’t want to hear you argue capitalism is most efficient in the 21st century, it’s not. We’ve got homelessness, poverty, climate change, genocide, planned obsolescence… Capitalism stinks. Quit defending it.

You’re parroting some racist ass noble savage bullshit right now. Tribal societies weren’t communist because they were too dumb to create advanced societies. They were communist because they were smart enough to pick the most efficient economic system in the harshest conditions. It wasn’t an accident, it was the result of millennia of hard work and careful thought. This work is universally applicable. You just don’t want to listen to brown people telling you how to run an economy.

And your source is you made it the fuck up?

Yeah, but on the other hand, socialism is when the people own the means of production, and the Haudenosaunee have/had way more of that than USSR and China.

Why aren’t the Haudenosaunee on that list? Isn’t that a bit racist?

I’m so sorry to hear that tankies support the Advanced Encryption Standard.

Tankies also don’t believe in gardening. They think the idea of food coming out of the ground for free is a pie in the sky delusion. Food obviously comes from the food factory, which is too big to be run by local communities.

Shush, I’m shitposting

Yeah. Linux is anarchist. Tankies don’t believe in Linux because it functions without state ownership. They think it’s a CIA psyop.

If I was an individualist, why would I choose to support the capitalist system that makes me poor? Communism is much more sensible for my “rational self interest”

If they converted to leftism, they could blame their economic troubles on Donald Trump and Jeff Bezos. Clearly it’s not just looking for someone to blame.

I disagree. I know I’ll never be a rich capitalist. But if we’re all rich communists, then I’ll be rich.

You should use Hexbear. There aren’t any communists there. Just posers who think communism means supporting dictatorships.

I submit the price of eggs as evidence that if it were about self interest, there’d be a communist revolution tomorrow.

It’s very important for computer club to be political