I’m always mildly concerned about how shocked people are about animals being conscious beings with feelings. Do people really think we are mentally that different from other animals with brains?

Sorry, but there’s a whole trial to get through and he’s very pretty. He’s probably gonna be around for a while…

The only shoplifting I see is the shops that keep arbitrarily lifting their prices.

I imagine it’s fairly easy for them to get a permit with all the cops already on board.

They’re not even subtle about it. The system directly rewards you for being in enough debt to always be paying someone interest but not enough that you might file for bankruptcy.

I almost missed the Spanish upsidedown semicolon