My guess is, Scotland would leave that sinking ship, become a sovereign nation, and join the EU.

I was unable to find anything better than The Chaos. Not really written by a deaf person, but the idea is still similar. Some parts of the poem look like they should rhyme, but when Lindy actually pronounces the words, you’ll be disappointed to find that they don’t.

Typing too fast again, LOL. I really need to slow down.

God can see you. You better not be committing any sins out there.

if you’re talking about text, then deaf rhymes are going to in a very special category. If you ignore the pronunciation, you’re going to find all sorts of interesting rhymes here and there, but they will only work on paper. Also, a deaf poet would miss countless genuine rhymes that just happen to have messy spelling.

In other languages with a more sensible spelling system even deaf people can write poetry that could potentially be appreciated by everyone. English is such a train wreck, that deaf poetry becomes a very special case.

See also: The Chaos, by Gerard Nolst Trenité

Wait, what? People wait at the border?

Normally, you just drive through without thinking about it. Later, you realize from the traffic signs that you must already be in the other country, and you missed the border again.

We haven’t even figured out what qualifies as consciousness and what doesn’t. Studying something that’s not clearly defined won’t be easy. Also, we might be thinking about it in the wrong way, asking the wrong questions and using the wrong words.

Similarly “super food” means anything the marking team wants it to mean. Normally, I read that as “this food may be slightly healthier than eating candy, so we would really like you to give us your money, deceive yourself into thinking you’re doing something right, and feel good about it”.

Fortunately, there was a simple solution: Buy a new Bugatti on the way to the party.

That’s comparable to today’s millionaire problems.

Oh no, my Bugatti isn’t blue enough for this event, so I had to drive one of my Lamborghinis instead.

Nowadays we have first world problems, but I wonder if something comparable existed 500 years ago. Maybe city problems?

Oh no, they didn’t have salmon at the fish market, so I had to buy perch instead.

How about a NextDNS subscription? You can use that to filter out a bunch of creepy tracking, ads and other stuff. Ideally, you would only use devices and software that don’t do any creepy stuff, but the world is what it is, so using a custom DNS is a good idea.