Stuff like this is why I can’t be an investigator

They sure do

You know it’s legit by the way the fingers glisten

Ban it, it must be outlawed and ripped out of every gov system and fortune 500 company immediately.

Not if you’re loud enough

echo gecko

Ha! Real men use metal straws.

Specifically everbilt 3/8 in. x 20 ft. Soft Copper Refrigeration Coil Tubing!

I have some Aladeen news for you my friend

Same here, and usually I’m fine with it, like it’s just below my sus level in the dreams.

… me the soup drops!

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