At the end does the Chairman say that they “work hard on every day that starts with a D”?

You went from a soundbar to a 3.1 by adding a centre speaker? Did you saw your soundbar in half?

A similar thing happened in the UK , the tax man got narky with a food manufacturer over a cake/biscuit (cookie for our American friends) distinction. Cakes and biscuits are taxed differently.

This little blog-post thing explains it better than I could.

https://www.astonshaw.co.uk/jaffa-cake-tax/

Wait til you’re up to your elbow!

I wonder if shaft shifting would fuck with your sense of self too much. Who actually are you if you can be anyone?