Just rent a nice French bomb, and blow up Mar-a-Lago

I refer to it as Singles Awareness Day. For the obvious reason.

Outside of the White House and Capitol (and maybe adjoining buildings) I would not want to do too much damage to the rest of Washington DC, as I think we could find lots of allies there.

Florida, on the other hand…

Are One Direction even still together?

Just an example: in its final years, Radio Shack fired most of its more experienced (higher paid) employees and kept/hired younger employees for less pay.