Are those worms?

Fuck the cops what do you need your dog shot? Fuck H.R. “we’ve talked with our lawyers and we’ve decided to let you go.” Fighting the dude in a back alley for dominance is better advice.

Can’t arrange for bribes if you don’t golf.

Idk I don’t use tor. Documentation on the website recommends not to.

I thought using a VPN with Tor was a no no.

He kept the pee it’s all he’s ever wanted after all. Hail piss king!

Fuck France and all those other countries.

Flashlight replacing rifles in E.T. was shitty to. Imagine if huck fin was changed it to Skibiddi Jim lol. Amazon can fuck itself just as hard as “the author” in changing the story. I paid for it it’s mine if you fuck with it that’s vandalism.

I would have guessed they don’t know you well enough to be comfortable about you, but here you are on the Internet complaining to strangers.

He means departing a plane without falling, or having toilet paper on his shoe, or getting his ass beat by an umbrella.

McDonald’s is gross now that they have crispy cream donuts. I taste that sweet nastiness on the fries and nuggets. It’s like drinking a diet Pepsi on accident.

And you get a pacman!

Step 1 turn oven on 400° Step 2 let oven get to temp. Step 3 place head in oven wait for webpage to load. Step 4 profit?

It’s suspicious to me that it’s only on a one website I’m running flaming fox with ublock og, duck duck go for the search engine. And it’s just the Spanish Genesis library site. Maybe it’s my ip I’ll try it with a VPN later.

Nah I’ve had this you type full address and it does a search instead that still leads to the link very annoying.

Am I a wizard?

All months have 30 days 5 “months” of single days in the summer between that are rest and nobody works.

Batman was kinda a piece of shit, only really hurt /killed the henchmen. Never stopped the parade of evil villains who just turnstiled thru the jail/asylums.

Mars a Luigi has a nice Mexican ring to it as a compromise.