Real men end up in my office for 30-45 minutes straight being yelled at like I’m some 80s police chief.

You’re a itchy trigger finger, and I swear to God I’ll have your ssh keys on my desk if you push to production again. Now get out… and don’t let the door hit you on your ass on your way out!

Because of the cuts. It’ll be a year or so of smooth sailing… then, as the chickens come home to roost: nosedive.

It’s just that if you start at 20 with an emerge update, it might be done by the time you’re 40 and you might want to consider start dating for once.

Here we see the spawning grounds of the Pagan holidays, where a young holiday is learning to walk. But wait, in comes it’s natural predator the Christian holiday. The Holiday struggles for a bit, but it is in vain…

Hey, yeah, in fact, I identify as The Gulf of America and I’ve trademarked it. I’m going to sue your entire country in the ground, mister.

“in the 5th month of the new presidency, planes and helicopters were crashing like it was part of the schedule. But do not worry, for the administration had set up a lifeguard station, where the lifeguards would attend up and point at every crash while yelling out «DEI» and all was well”.

They have the merit of being really good at glue sniffing I’ll have you know.