Yeah, and those genius scientists expect us to believe that just being near certain rocks can hurt you… but being near certain crystals can’t heal you? I mean, come on, that’s practically the same thing. It even loosely follows some science words I heard one time: something about “equal but opposite reaction”, probably totally fits. I’mma do a blog post.

/s of course. But I went on long enough I feel like it could easily have gotten lost in there.