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minus-squareDalvoron@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·17 hours agoI was distracted by the penis - that baby is going to hurt coming out
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 hours agoIt’s okay, if you follow the path, the baby is gonna get shit out.
minus-squareJoeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·15 hours agoA part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn’t get poop all over it… Basically just the same shit different hole
minus-squareShou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 hours agoOn the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.
minus-squaredandylion@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 hours agoWhere I’m from it’s tradition to smear some shit on a new baby’s forehead.
minus-squareTest_Tickles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 hours agoYou have to start early if you want a child to be able to cope with growing up in New Jersey.
I was distracted by the penis - that baby is going to hurt coming out
It’s okay, if you follow the path, the baby is gonna get shit out.
A part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn’t get poop all over it… Basically just the same shit different hole
On the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.
Where I’m from it’s tradition to smear some shit on a new baby’s forehead.
Wtf
You have to start early if you want a child to be able to cope with growing up in New Jersey.