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minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoif any dog approaches me I will follow it. No matter if it’s a service dog or not. I just love dogs
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 day agoActually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it. Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence. If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·23 hours agotbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 hours ago“Oh sweet…I don’t have to carry dinner”, thinks the lion.
minus-squarechetradley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 hours agoLeads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 hours agoThat’s why I steer clear from nature. I’m a very easy pray
minus-squareDragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 hours agoHe actually belonged to your mum
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 hours agoYeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·24 hours agoOh cute that dear is approaching me. I’m sure it’s not gonna have rabies or anything of the sort.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 hours agoThat’s why you jump on a raised object so it can’t attack you and check it’s inventory before assuming it’s safe. 1: “oh look a puppy!” 2: “watch out honey, he’s got a knife” dog: “wha- no no I don’t” 🗡️
minus-squareThurstylark@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoYou know what dogs like? Other dogs! What could be more delightful than to follow a dog and, alas! MORE DOGS!!
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·24 hours agoYes! If I found a person in distress on the other side I would be disapointed. “Shit…it’s just a kid having a Seizure… I was hoping for puppies”
minus-squareweker01@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoI’ve done this for 59 dogs now. The world will tremble upon facing my canine army!
if any dog approaches me I will follow it. No matter if it’s a service dog or not. I just love dogs
Actually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it.
Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence.
If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
tbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
“Oh sweet…I don’t have to carry dinner”, thinks the lion.
Leads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
That’s why I steer clear from nature. I’m a very easy pray
He actually belonged to your mum
Yeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
Oh cute that dear is approaching me. I’m sure it’s not gonna have rabies or anything of the sort.
That’s why you jump on a raised object so it can’t attack you and check it’s inventory before assuming it’s safe.
1: “oh look a puppy!” 2: “watch out honey, he’s got a knife” dog: “wha- no no I don’t” 🗡️
Doesn’t everyone?
HHIIIAAAGGH
You know what dogs like? Other dogs! What could be more delightful than to follow a dog and, alas! MORE DOGS!!
Yes! If I found a person in distress on the other side I would be disapointed. “Shit…it’s just a kid having a Seizure… I was hoping for puppies”
I’ve done this for 59 dogs now. The world will tremble upon facing my canine army!