(That’s Dick Van Dyke living it up at 99)
We have found him: Debian Sid.
He’s lookin’ kinda unstable.
I actually call Debian itself “old man”, not its users. I don’t know why, but that fits Debian in my mind.
How dare people appreciate stability
Debian is that one guy on a construction site who, despite doing as little as possible each day, somehow is the only thing keeping the company functional.
Debian is like 50s electric tools, not as effective as new ones, but will outlast everyone and everything
inherited from my granddad, it’s been from his garage (shop) since the 60s, and it’s now forming 3D printed parts in my flat.
Interesting note: Dick Van Dyke was a big Amiga user back in the day.
TIL. Nice!
Fun fact: Ian Murdock released Debian when he was 20 years old.
Fun fact: every old man was 20 years old at one time
Except Colombians. According to a running joke a couple friends and I have had going since watching formula 1 decades ago, Columbian men spontaneously appear at age 27.