Just don’t sit on anything too hard

Got bust out the ol reliable “no u”

I have 2 lines on Verizon for like $35/ea, but we’re also on a family plan with 5 lines, and I buy my phones online outright instead of through Verizon. My mom and brother pay like $60/$70 because they buy their phones on payment and can’t figure out why my bill is so cheap.

Not this year. We need snow. Hell I’ll settle for rain at this point.

She’s now a raging alcoholic, so dodged an ICBM

Good luck with that.

They’re online, but specialty lighting stores will sometimes sell them as well. Here in SoCal, we have a chain called Lamps Plus that sells them.

EndeavourOS on my DD laptop with time shift in case an update wants to be a dick (or I do something stupid).

Proxmox VMs for when I’m feeling saucy.

Ain’t no one got time for an unstable work machine.

https://www.waveformlighting.com/flicker-free-led-lighting

$20/bulb though. You could just stay on incandescents, but your power bill will reflect it.

And here I am thinking at first glance they were talking about the band

I’d call that a win for society

Not now, I’m doing a business.

Jokes on them, I’m Vincent Adultman

Your family are weird then, that movie is cinematic gold.

Teslas are some of the most clueless drivers on the road, especially model Ys and model 3s. They’ve surpassed BMW/Mercedes as the not paying attention stereotype.

The problem is that some TVs (cough Samsung) won’t allow you to even use the thing as a monitor until you allow it online.

That’s not exactly how it works. There is no specific core, all web traffic doesn’t go through one centralized location; it gets routed through the most direct route on each if these routers’ routing tables

I certainly love my Kimber 1911, I’ve never shot a 45 that groups as well as it

How dare people appreciate stability

I find when I’m stoned it’ll take me half an hour to read a single paragraph because I either get distracted and start thinking about something else mid sentence, or I’ll read the same paragraph several times because I forgot what I just read. The ADD is real lol