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      3 days ago

      You sign up to volunteer for Ukraine, then when you meet in the battlefield, you look at each other, realize that you two are true soulmates, and drop your weapons and hug. Now kiss.

      Everyone around you looks in awe, every soldier drop their weapons, a truce is called. Soldiers refuse to fight. Putin then gets so mad he accidentally trips and fall out a window.

      Ukrainian Territory fully restored.

      Happily ever after!