I’m a poop machine 💩

That means I’m a breach-loader and sea cucumbers are muzzle-loaders

Enter the Gungeon theme begins

With the right molds, you could form all parts you need for a working gun out of poop, submerge them in liquid hydrogen to freeze them solid, assemble them, load your poop gun, kill someone and just drop it.
All the cops will find at the crime scene is a pile of poop.

This is a shitpost.

I could really use a little more rifling in the barrel

shit take

Pooping is 3D Printing and your butthole is the extruder.

You have projectile shits too?!

I thought this was going to be related to the poop knife.

We are remarkably slow to fire. I think we are poop canons, not poop guns.

Pooping is more like dropping the empty cartridge.

You’re forgetting one very important thing …