The only thing I get at Burger King is the original chicken sandwich or chicken nuggets. Their chicken is better than their burgers and I like to say they should change their name to Chicken King cuz the burgers suck.

Why the hell would they make the alert link to a post on anything instead of just having the relevant info in the alert? I’ve had at least 2 amber alerts come through and a few earthquake warnings as well, and they just had all the info you needed in the alert pop up itself.

A Tesla key is either an RFID card, or a phone, or a dongle. None of those do well with explosions and fire

What if what the old Nokia brick? Those have been known to survive explosions.

standing in the corner

“Hehe, they think I’m responsible.”

Protip: You could avoid the $9 toll by using the mass transit.

If you ever think you’re too ugly to fuck just remember:

Two people who look like you have already fucked. That’s how you got here.

I just wish Dark Souls 3 had Steam cloud support. Like, what the fuck? It’s the only one that doesn’t.

Billionaires could provide for their family, as well as dozens or even hundreds of others.

What’s the justification for not allowing me to make a copy? Those who decry piracy call it theft, but it’s not theft since they aren’t losing anything. Not a physical product they could run out of, nor a potential sale as has been shown time and time again; people who pirate a thing generally wouldn’t have purchased the thing anyway.

Ew… Does that mean Furiosa doesn’t have all the dope ass practical effects like Fury Road? I haven’t seen it yet, but this makes me not really want to…

I’m sure there would be one standout dude on a post-apocalyptic penny farthing that spews fire and the big wheel is just a giant saw blade.

Mutually Assured Destruction works for preventing the use of nukes, surely it can work for cars being more careful of pedestrians and bicyclists.

What if I don’t want to dock at a port? What if I just want to live on a boat in the middle of international waters?

I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

Farting in a jerk’s face would certainly make me smile.

I also choose orzo. It’s the only type of pasta I’ve ever had where the pasta itself tasted bad, with the added bonus of having a texture similar to rice due to its size and shape, which just added to the unpleasantness because it was like wet and overcooked rice.

I still think about Aeries/Arith from FF7. Such a senseless death. It makes no sense. Literally was done just to elicit a response from the player. This segment alone is why I am upset that the second game in the Rebirth series isn’t on PC; I really want to know if that scene is going to be altered due to the weird storyline branches that come from the time-travel/alternate reality shenanigans that so far as I’ve seen from the first game, only Arith knows about.

The only other one I really think about randomly is your own character in Fallout 3. Fuck you Fawkes! I don’t believe in fate. Now get your green ass in there so nobody has to die!

envelops you in a hug

We can share body warmth!

“Ain’t nobody have a dollar!”

“Yeah, show us the dollar!”

Pulls out a $1 bill; crowd gasps

“Take your hat off and show some respect, boy, that there’s a dollar bill!”

She’d have to pull it out of her ass first.