• alaphic@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    I didn’t expect…

    Good news everyone!

    I’ve developed a nearly foolproof method for preventing anyone else from sharing this fuckin sucker’s experience, and will share it here - free of charge - today only!

    It’s simple. All you have to do is ask yourself a single question: Does X effect Trump’s Y?

    Replace X with the issue or item you’re concerned with.

    Then replace Y with one of the following: health | self-image | bank account | stock market

    If your answer is ‘No,’ congratulations, you now know that Trump will indeed NOT give a single fuck about your problem. Also, it’s probably some sort of peasant issue anyway.

    If your answer is ‘Yes,’ you’re likely still fucked somehow! 😁

    • Contramuffin@lemmy.world
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      7 days ago

      Unfortunately we’re starting to see that Trump is being influenced by Musk. So you’ll also need to factor in whether a particular issue affects Musk’s bank account/pride