Elon wishes he was half as cool as Frank Reynolds.
Ooh! Botched toe, botched toe!
I thought this was a meme, are these credible rumours? I don’t care if it’s true, I’ll choose to believe it either way, but it would make it so much better if it were.
Botched implant? What?
Rumor going around that he has a botched penis implant, and that’s why all his kids have been made through IVF.
thats waaaaay too funny to be true, i hope it is
The hell is a penis implant?
Essentially a balloon that replaced some of the sponge like structure that fills with blood to create an erection. It’s pretty popular with the paralysed so they can still have their own kids the old fashion way and some still have feeling down there but not venous control to cause things to happen.
Fun fact often times the inflator is put in your bean bag and you essentially squeeze an artificial testical to pump it up.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/penile-implants/about/pac-20384916
