If you are a Tech Bro, you may want to replace your old CCTV home security system with… Sauron: “the world’s first perceptual home security platform [featuring] an advanced solution that identifies and responds immediately to threats. The system is powered by a combination of AI-driven intelligence, advanced sensors, and human expertise to create the ultimate protective shield around your home” (Sauron Launches World’s Most Advanced Home Security System).
Keep those pesky Luigis away with 3D Perception and Intuitive User Interface, Active Threat Deterrence, and Auto Remediation.
One does not simply walk into Mordor!
Hello fellow tech bros
Keep those pesky Luigis away
Excuse you?
Maybe he thinks a bunch of health insurance executives are hanging out in the technology Lemmy community… for some reason. I mean, I’m like 99.99% sure they aren’t (and if they are and they’re reading this: fuck you you ghoulish waste of carbon).
Is this a joke? What a weird name for a company, especially since Sauron gave everyone rings and then deceived them. I guess palantir was already taken. This doesn’t give the most trusting feeling out of a security company.
Perfect name for any corporation. An undying pervasive evil. No soul to damn, no body to incarcerate. No obligations to stakeholders.
Sauron is certainly not a name that provides comfort. Sounds more like Skynet 2.0.
