https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHlvKQwZFSI

If you immediately thought of goatse when imagining the results of a link prank it probably means you have some lingering trauma from using the internet when the last century was old or when this one was new, as many here do. If you immediately thought of goatse when someone asked you what your plans for your birthday are, that might be an issue.

He lied to his wife, but surely he won’t lie to me, his wife.

My first cat started his life living with my friend in her flat. Her kitchen was long with a very slippery floor. The cat would stand by the kitchen door with a toy at his feet, begging someone to throw it into the kitchen for him. He’d run, jump into the kitchen, skid along the floor, grab the toy on his way past and turn around at the end of the skid so he could run back to you with it to throw it again.

I had a large bag on the footrest in my living room. My current overlord jumped into the bag which immediately slid off the footrest and onto the floor upside down. He attacked me for the next few minutes when I tried to move it.

My friend’s male chihuahua only humps his toys if he knows someones watching

My friend I could do this with passed away 2 years ago. 😞 Indeed, if you find someone you have this sort of relationship with hold on to them.