I’ve run across Ubuntu in the wild once and I don’t work in tech - I was in Target and one of the self checkout machines was Ubuntu having a kernel panic.

Peter Thiel, who owns JD Vance, has a company called Palantir, just to add another layer to this joke.

There’s actually an iPho restaurant in the Twin Cities. No clue if it’s any good, but the name is fun.

No, because eyeballs are meat grapes.