Straight up laughed out loud. What a mental image. Thanks for the chuckle man.

Any. The answer is any. I’ll knock the fuck out of a geriatric ignoramus while god damned polka music is in the background. But if I had to choose…Get to the Gone by Static X

Nothing. Is. Sacred. If we had any form of functional government they wouldn’t be stuck 75 years behind on progress and dumb issues like this could be taken care of. The only chance of this happening now is some random gov official doing it as a PR stunt.

Yup we definitely already know this.

We obviously know this.

I’m definitely ready to hear this, have heard it, know it, and hope it changes. Under our current political system it never will. We’re just an oligarchy in a trench coat at this point.