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at least half of it will be funny

i only generate worthless garbage for worthless garbage

oh man you think youre so smart dont you questioning the validity of a well crafted 5 paragraph shitpost let me tell you something buddy people are starving for real content not that watered down FAKE news crap theyre fed on a daily basis and if a 5 paragraph shitpost is what it takes to wake them up then so be it i mean can you believe it people are actually reading and engaging with my stuff and you’re over here complaining about the length of it what a joke you must be one of those sheep who cant even be bothered to read a whole paragraph without getting distracted by your phone or something newsflash pal people are hungry for the truth and if thats what it takes to get it to them then ill write a 10 paragraph shitpost and ill make sure its so good youll be begging for more and this was generated with a custom llama and not edited except for this last part because youre not worth my time

no that doesnt sound right because hear me out what if its all a schtick and this post is just a continuation of the joke

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oh sharts i didnt even consider that it could look like idiot

yeah i didnt expect anyone to know what it meant because i made it up

Umm, you just insulted the intelligence of the person you replied to.

please elaborate

The whole idea of hating on using ‘/s’ is stupid and useless

putting ‘/s’ at the end of a 5 paragraph shitpost is stupid

oh okay

the title is a legitimate question and i think “/s” is a bad answer and this one isnt supposed to be very funny but ive got a schtick to keep up and it is a little funny in the context of my post history

good point thank you

thanks

supposed to be

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i feel strongly that everything ive written is very clearly and obviously satire but the worms thing is actually true

i blew three worms out my nose a month ago and the doctors didnt believe me do you think this is relevant

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edit that stands for i disagree big time

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