That tradition of nautical theatrics continued.

When crossing the equator or prime meridian, some sailors would have a sort of party for morale and tradition. In these parties, sailors would dress up and have theatrical ceremonies, usually involving a trial presided by King Neptune and his court(played by sailors of higher rank).

These events often feature cross-dressing and a degree of humiliation for those who are crossing the line for the first time, incliding paddling of the ass with various things. It was common, but is now less so, for a degree of rough hazing to occur(resulting in physical harm or even death); that is largely discouraged officially.

There is a higher degree of merit and promp if you cross the equator and prime, or anti-prime, meridian; which may be purposefully navigated towards by the captain.

Other than those crossings, the primary means of staving off boredom is masturbation, games of various types, and working out in the modern navy.

The only reason you should buy a Kia or Hyundai is because you absolutely and literally can’t buy anything else.

They are garbage cars riddled with problems you can avoid almost all of by adhering to only owning one so long as the bumper to bumper lasts. You may have issues, but at least you won’t have any financial burden caused by their issues. An economy car should not be had under the same guidelines as a German luxury car.

Buy a Honda, Toyota, or Mazda; in that order. I say that as a Mazda fanboy.

Kill Tony, sometimes the jokes are good and the interviews can be good when they aren’t.

Anthony Jeselnek, if you like dark humor.

Older Amy Schumer, if you like dark humor, newer Amy Schumer if you have a liberal arts sense of humor.

Kam Patterson, if you like black humor, rocks, and hood shit

Randy Feltface, if you like puppet humor and Australian accents.

Jeff Dunham, if you like puppet humor and stereotypes.

Casey Rocket, if you like stupid irreverent brilliant insanity.

Bo Burnham, if you like brilliant poignant commentary of a jester mocking himself and society.

Theo Von, if you like redneck humor.

Ron White, if you like alcoholic redneck humor.

Refreshing flavored tv static in a can.

No.

Amazon is what it is because it creates an easier path for America to buy cheap, as Walmart and McDonald’s has done before to great microscopic economic success, due to the failures of our economic paradigm that shrinks wages and pushes manufacturing offshore for corporate profit.

We need higher wages, which create higher prices, which corrects for the misdeeds of our economic exploitation of foreign economies.

We have offloaded our economic burden onto other poorer nations, and that needs to stop. Pay a living wage and accept the higher cost at lower profits. Doing otherwise is an economic ouroboros that only swallows the easy part at the sake of the whole in the name of kicking an inflationary can down the road so that yachts can grow larger as the foundation of this country in undermined for icarian profits.

Fuck your CEO, pay us so they can pay us something and they can have less than everything, so they can keep from having nothing less than more than we can achieve through reluctant violence.