Smoke two joints in the morning.

Buy him kerbal space program then ask why he hasn’t landed on jool yet when he starts talking about Minecraft.

Sometimes I throw the chuck just to feel something.

I’ve had several thousand deducted from my pay to fix the ceiling.

They’re critically endangered and will be extinct very soon in the wild. There are millions in captivity. Scientists have been using them for experiments for a long time, and they’ve become popular pets even before mine craft added them because they’re very low maintenance.

A lot of conservationists despise people having exotic pets. This hasn’t been the first and won’t be the last animal that were the last of their species exist in captivity. Maybe we should take the hint and realize we need to be more proactive.