In order to call your mom, you have to:
Pick a color
Pick a number
Pick a number
Pick a number
No, not that number, Nora just did that and it’s not funny to get the same one twice
Okay, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5… Flips open page
You’re a turd
Wanna try again?
The joke I am looking for won’t need to be
Maybe in Soviet era Russia, it is implied that you must purchase the newspaper before you unfold it?
Live at the legendary venue, LTS. Pretty sure that’s the backstage where Axl Rose came up with Sweet Child O Mine or something.
In fairness, I can see why he might think this was a music CD
Fold your phone in to a paper plane to enter airplane mode. It won’t stop you from receiving calls, but it will look badass when your $2000 Samsung phone makes it several feet down the cul-de-sac