Didn’t captain America literally become a fugitive of the state

Idk if it was the first but I stole a bunch of pens from one of my teachers after i found out she was fired.

Yes because the CIA definitely cares about LGBTQ rights

I get the joke but c’mon they definitely don’t.

Cognitive dissonance at its finest

Sometimes a Culver’s cold custard just hits different.

Especially hits your wallet that shit makes burger king look like it’s still the 70s.

Hard to say because different pastas are made for different uses, and might not work as well if used for other things.

But if I had to pick one I’d say Angel hair. It’s just too thin and it makes me uncomfortable.

I’ve been enjoying Skeleton Crew as it releases.

I like how there is very clearly a “DO NOT REPOST” watermark on the image.

I read this as “legs creasing below the knees”

I don’t recall paying you to have an existential crisis

Wait so does that mean I can legally steal the coca cola recipe?