Musk would’ve pushed the red button without asking about it first.

When I was a kid, I was somewhat envious of Tom Hanks’ character in The Terminal. Rewatching it as an adult hits different after spending a lot more time in airports since then.

Not just South Park, in BASEketball there’s a Hawaiian luau scene where one of the characters gives a big speech that ends the animosity between the two main characters.

Washington does (did? [Haven’t lived there for 10+ years]) something similar with birthdate where your birth year and 2 specific digits of the ID # are supposed to add up to 100. They teach it at the class you’re required to take to get a permit to serve alcohol.

What is this? A couch for ants?!

Jesus wept!!

Don’t you see? Having the US go from sponsor to active participant in the genocide is actually better than giving a cogent and competent woman the oval office.

/s

You can see it in her eyes. The look of “I tortured small animals as a kid and felt nothing”.

Should’ve seen this coming

This is how doc makes money on referrals to their friend who specializes in breast augmentation.

Or “HAMAS” would show up conveniently after Trump goes all in on insurance policies.

I grew up along the border with Idaho and still can’t understand them 20 or so years later.

I only buy local, organic, free range fentanyl

What a cigarette?

Where candidates have amazing credentials and accolades but are terrible at the job.

Took Russian for my language requirement at uni.

я говорю по русски очен плоха

Rearrange Crockett’s Theme using my culture’s traditional instruments so that I can make people play it whenever I arrive at social gatherings.

If you’re able to pull off heists with a ton of moving parts at the drop off the hat, who needs planning?

50k gets you an “I’ll see what I can do” .

Toss in cha cha sliding into the macarena while you’re at it.