OK

The only friends I had actually knew about them because we met at a speech & debate meet that they had roped me into

I was the one high schooler that actually did have a girlfriend that went to another school

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Preparing food at home isn’t “fast food,” either. It’s likely slower, assuming you don’t have a professional fry station in your kitchen.

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There’s always a local restaurant that can do an even better job.

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If time moves faster at the bottom of a gravity well, and terror increases with the speed of time, then what can we infer?

What happens to the rate at which you travel through time as you approach the bottom of a gravity well?

ITT: people who apparently struggle to eat pasta

“Me got on a yacht?”

There are a couple other side effects

Yeah, but they cut off your balls

It’s the last sentence.

In your original comment I replied to.

There are different dimensions of dumb.

You implied that life would be more terrifying the faster you traveled through time, like what would happen at the bottom of a gravity well.

You haven’t met much of the rural population, have you?