Moving to another country helped to remedy this. I highly recommend it. It still won’t stop your hopeless mother-in-law from constantly dropping hints that she’s having technical problems on PC or Android whenever you’re around, just to find out 100% of the time that it’s always something beyond your ability to help (ie: the Girl Guides website is absolute cancer, her printer software appears to be the womb from which all malware is produced, or she requires administrative support on six different levels after somehow locking herself out of her account, her business email on outlook, her personal email, her recovery email, and some weird matrix of temporary guiding logins/passwords that she swears were properly written down (or are an old printed email containing a long, convoluted link that has long since expired), and you’re honestly just impressed that a person could get themselves this deep in a hole).

Guess my boy’s been bouncin’ on it too hard.

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He’s a bucky little fuck with dead eyes and a forced smile who practices philanthropy for clout, but up until recently you couldn’t criticize him because of the philanthropy – even when pointing out that said philanthropy is weird and immoral when it’s only being done for fame and self-promotion. Due to this paradox, he had everyone in a sort of stalemate. Fortunately, a lot has since come out about him being a sociopathic piece of human shit, so now we can kick him while he’s down.