once again having an old as fudge iphone has paid off

if only i could have kept my iphone 5 working i could still be using headphones

I thought that was a joke. Not a joke.

Epiphany is the day that some believe that Jesus was circumcised.

I feel very weak.

I remember in junior high school and high school declaring that how I would have acted out to subvert the NAZIs had I been alive during the rise of the NAZIs in the 1930s.

I see that I am, at best, an empty hoodie with a very large, very obscene, digital mouth.

Adultery used to be a criminal offense.

this comment section is a memorial of injured experiences.

tread carefully.

iClass-traitor.

Jon Stewart’s Dinner with Obama, Cuban, and Bezos.

seeing ads on youtube saying “SolArr PAneLS rUiN YOurr rOOf!”

That’s funny because the local amazon delivery contractor doesn’t have license plates on their rental delivery trucks just like SovCits. I hadn’t thought of that but yes corporations have become sovereign citizens.

conspiracy in my opinion: that guy was shot in the head and dumped into that car and then blown up for threatening to out Trump or Musk for some dirty dirty shit.

most of the people listing their skills here are skills that require a functioning civilization in order to use.

Our Lady St. Helen Henny

Spicy-mustard was an insult to America.

Explain how Batman was not a wealthy crypto bro working though a mental crisis ?

It will be difficult to “out villain” this administration in most people’s imagination.

punching up or punching sideways

not punching down

Or screwed everyone over too little; if he had screwed everyone for ten billion he would be heralded as a genius.