or that you won’t get baited&switched with the “we will give thousands of completely free* terminals”

*=each “free” terminal is subject to a $500/month usage fee

Wish granted. Someone bought your citizenship. You have 30 minutes to vacate the country.

Funds unfortunately were funneled into Trump slush fund presidential library fund so you won’t get a penny. Sorry about that

It will cost too much because they can’t get back R&D money back via sales of proprietary ink and spare parts, plus competitors will immediately take advantage of your improvements

Like a prusa (open source 3d printer) costs like 3 bambulab (walled garden closed source 3d printer that uses a fork of prusa slicer)

One dozen eggs for just 4.20 donalds

With some cringe slogan on them

But HOAs mandate then

And I’m sure they left all the connections with trump & friends

no no, he means free overtime. Like a reverse “20% policy”

I read that techno mechanicus is 2 years old. And after him he had another 4 kids??? All with surrogate mothers I’m guessing?

“Privacy is important, so you can follow our latest updates exclusively on the platforms that don’t give a shit about privacy”

Android TV and any file with embedded subtitles. Only external subtitles, if present, are shown. I understood that is because I’m using AMD hardware encoding and I assumed it was unfixable. Didn’t investigate more as I’m going to switch to Intel soon

Not op but in my case it’s the client ignoring embedded subtitles

But even for reddit I only know a person in real life that uses it. I tried to convert him, he said “there are too many Linux apologists” 🤷🏻‍♂️

Business acumen? Neither the president nor trump have that

Because of the risk of accidentally wiping the main drive if you’re just copy pasting stuff

Isn’t the check engine light simply a timer and not an actual sensor? Programmed to light at least once a year and at least every 5k miles

Lol I thought you were joking but they actually wrote

3. Can I still use my Ai Pin for offline features?

Yes. After February 28, 2025, Ai Pin will still allow for offline features like battery level, etc., but will not include any function that requires cloud connectivity like voice interactions

This ewaste has like 1 hour of battery life and it’s so locked up that even the company itself can’t reset/refurbish the returns and just trash them

LOL they actually managed to scam HP and let them hold the bag

I thought the rumors last year were just a meme, because HP is the expert in wasting millions in failed acquisitions

Like that coke ad where there’s a fake candid camera where in a theater they pretended to swap all coke drinks with coke zero, nobody noticed and everyone is laughing

WTF I would have noticed at the first sip and immediately go to complain to the clerk “you gave me the wrong overpriced drink”

For me the flavor of any sweetener gives me a terrible aftertaste, I much prefer plain water