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Cake day: June 15th, 2023

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  • Yeah, no. I was considering the hospital the entire time. At first, I thought it was one of those boners you get from sleeping on your belly, so I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was still at full mast and throbbing. I was half asleep, though, so I just kinda laid there thinking to myself, “Do I really need to go to the hospital for this boner right now?” I probably should’ve, but my sleep deprived brain told me, “Why don’t you try to sleep on it?” Pun intended.





  • Tangent: I used to be homeless while I worked at Petco’s experimental store “petcoach”. They used to give use free stuff to encourage us to buy it/ market it. I ate “Just Food for Dogs” for about a week. It was actually really good once you added spices. I also ate WAY too many of those dog oreos. I wasn’t even the only one. My boss had a package of dog cookies they’d munch on under their desk. We had a self-serve bar for dog treats, and the oreos were there. I think half actually went into the bar.