My understanding is that stimulants alleviates ADHD symptoms. That meth is a type of stimulant. And that specialized ADHD meds are based off of meth (according to my nurse mom and sister).

But also, I am being intentionally hyperbolic for the purposes of comedy.

Meth. Anything less will only result in eventual and catastrophic failure. Source: I have ADHD and have tried everything else, several times over.

This reminds me of that one map the Russian official made, where it begins to break down immediately after looking at it for a few seconds. Though this is NCD, so that is the joke, but still… It huts more the longer I look at it