When you’re a father of twelve, but you still gotta topple democracy.

His sky bison is a riding lawnmower.

Very Wednesday, much hump, wow…

Sounds like dialog from Poorly Drawn Lines.

Bob, my neighbor across the street: I don’t care that it’s March, I have the best Christmas lights display in the entire subdivision!

The fatal flaw with this is, I will want another pizza inside of six weeks. Can I put a double mortgage on the first pizza to pay for the second pizza?

If Dave Chapelle had kept on making movies…

FWIW, Cameron confirmed Alita 2 & 3 are in the works as of last year.

https://screenrant.com/alita-battle-angel-2-development-confirmed-james-cameron/

Considering how much post production these film would need, and suffering absolutely no delays, I expect these films to come out in 2026 & 2028, respectively.

When all you have is a Honda, everyone is together in one Accord.

All that water just takes up precious pizza space.

Kid: “Haha, 5 victory streak, grandpa!”

Me, trying not to cry: “I have nothing left to teach you.”

“HEY, MCFLY!”

Ironically, the mirror is the one most likely to be misrepresenting your image. In addition to being a flipped image of what you look like, anything but the most perfectly flat piece of glass is slightly distorting your proportions. And some mirrors are built to intentionally distort your appearance to make you appear more flattering to yourself.

Listening to Christmas music well into January is normal and everyone does it… right? gulp Right, guys?

Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.