Amon

Install what you want we’re in the land of the free (and open source software) here

That’s so wholesome

Can agree, it’s like a well integrated interface between userspace and kernel

Hey! I can create a backend out of kindle, that is both Serverless^TM and Carbon Neutral^SM!

Our kindle-based backend is also a certified quantum system because without an observer it is in a superposition of combusting and not combusting.

Finally, our backend has the ability to process a groundbreaking zero operations per second!