Mexico is formally named Estados Unidos Mexicanos, meaning Unites States of Mexico. How about renaming that to Unites States of America

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Unitedstatesian Gulf

Every company’s lineup these days:

Pro > Pro Max > Pro Max Ultra > Pro Max Ultra Black Edition

Better headline: Dell kills all brands

Given that Dell has lost most of it’s old reputation in the last couple of years, not surprising that radical moves were taken. Trying to navigate Dells product range was a quick way to get a headache.

Lemmy may be free to access, but certainly not free to host. Am I paying for it personally? No, but someone is.

Kind reminder to donate to whoever is hosting your instance. Covering a share of costs increases the chances they will continue running it.

Oh you snorted mummy dust mixed with cocaine and went on a murder spree? Not very becoming of a gentleman. Good thing you only killed the poors, God knows there’s too many lazy rabble around.

So the next question: did they find a partner because they played FPSes or did they start playing because they are married. Which one is the cause and which the consequence?

The perks of being rich in the victorian period - you could do pretty much whatever you wanted, at the worst you’d be described as “somewhat queer”

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Usually I delete them immediately after posting while still drunk. There’s something about clicking post that makes me immediately feel self-cringe.

About to insult all of Italy - Spaghetti.
Inconvenient to eat and doesn’t hold the sauce well.

Ah, the myth of infinite growth again. I guess the majority of Chinese people have a smartphone by now, why would they constantly buy new ones

Not everything is awful in the US.

Lately I’ve heard a lot of Americans talk like their country is the worst place in the world. While you do have problems, being grateful for the positive things is also important.

5. Asteroid colliding into Earth, but with new materials we’ve never seen which causes economic war

This is literally the plot of Command & Conquer games.

I thought this falls under the general umbrella of “narcissist”? Some narcissists are good at reading other people’s emotions in order to manipulate them.

“Nice guy” is code for asshole. I thought it was widely known