Fuck yessssssss. I’m jerking off to this as I type

Mfw the country is founded by foreigners who didn’t like the other foreigners

Smoothie

Their stupidity isn’t even that funny anymore

Lmfao “born to shit forced to wipe”

Op! help! what do I do? people are asking why I’m laughing

The black screen when I see my face

I don’t need silence, I usually read to instrumental music. But if you throw in any lyrics or speak while I’m reading I’ll look at you angrily get up and move.

Damn that’s crazy

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Implying he’s in the hole and will never see the light of day again when his trial hasn’t even started

Fuck Ice and fuck who ever helps them.

What’s hygge

Edit: that warm cozy feeling

Let me go back in Time and double check

I knew someone who dealt in exotic animals and they came to work with a baby caiman alligator in a Tupperware because they were selling it after work

Peonies. Those mfers look like balls of fabric

Genuinely hoping that all it takes is a single rock

The one that was running like a little bitch after he let the insurrectionists in?

Is she reading Thessalonians

National security risk is ceo speak for lost profits

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