Mario & Luigi.

I can’t speak for everyone but I’ve sacrificed a ridiculously high portion of my total memory capacity to memes, useless trivia, and Monty Python quotes, at the expense of, like, remembering to put on pants before I leave the house some days.

And I just really like shrimp fried rice.

Would make a great album cover for Aaron West and the Roaring Twenties.

That wasn’t carved.