ivanafterall ☑️

Also “Gypsies.” Europeans aren’t fans.

If you put your shopping cart away at Aldi’s, you probably hate the poor.

It’s like new relationships. The tingles stop after like a week. At which point you’ve got yourself a new obligation and feel increasingly like death with each passing day.

But first the pain of delivery.

I’m planning to use mine on my 40th birthday. It should make for a really special day.

I believe the intent was, “Don’t you find it odd that I’ve never beaten or raped a woman, if it is ostensibly inevitable?” Or “How do you explain that I’ve never…”

But it’d make more sense to ask a misogynistic Afghani man. E.g. “Wouldn’t you rather your wife live naked in my home?”

Networked Anal Storage or Networked Ass Storage for short.

This is slowly being replaced by 👍ing or ❤️‍ing the message. No actual words needed.

Takes Over NSA Agent

Logs Into Desktop

Clicks Start Menu

The End.