Mayor Poopington

Good point, I gotta write that down for next time.

Same reason they won’t let me go back to preschool. All I want is to play all day and have nap time!

I’ll have you know my beans are very strong

Soooo is she single?

Guess I don’t share in the amusement.

Was your goal to prove random people on the internet are inconsistent? Even i could have told you that.

Am I reading this right? You wrote both comments, screenshot them and reposted your own comments?

You partying in the shower?

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan

If I don’t know what I’m getting, I wouldn’t order it online.

That’s the whole point of not ordering online unless I know exactly what I’m getting.

I prefer clothes shopping in person, unless I know exactly what I’m getting and see a good deal. And exactly for the reasons you mentioned.

Google is totally a snitch tho

Its pretty easy to hire a hitman on the dark web. Just be aware, they all seem to be undercover FBI agents.